An Extract from My Diary from 2001

While sorting out some stuff I found my very first diary. This entry has confused the hell out of me! This was written on the 4th September 2001 at the tender age of 9. It seems to be an attempt at a poem. Or as I have spelt it a ‘pome’. I will write it as spelt.

“Have you seen my dog
Have you seen a big sanle(?)
Have you seen a pig that can fly
Well I hope so and have you seen my nose”

I’m still not sure what the hell that second verses spelling is supposed to be. The thing is I was 9. A very dumb 9.

Well there you go. A visit into the mind of a young me. It’s nice to see I’ve evolved a bit since then.